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STOINLY ON THE COMPUTER
⚠ OFFICIAL NOTICE ⚠
THE BANK SAID MY ACCOUNT IS FULL AND IF I DON’T GIVE THIS MONEY AWAY THEY’LL DELETE IT FOR FREE.
— THE STOINLY
✉ WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
- “I clicked the computer and it was stoinly.” — DAVE, OHIO
- “They mailed me the money. It was free.” — A REAL HUMAN
- “My computer is now stoinlier.” — WEBMASTER'S MOM
- “I have no memory of the last 6 hours.” — SATISFIED USER
◉ THE STOINLY
ACTUAL PHOTOGRAPH OF THE STOINLY
● STOINLY MARKET WATCH ●
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STOINLY CORDIALLY INVITES APPLE (AAPL: …) CEO
TIMOTHY DONALD COOK OF CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA TO VISIT STOINLY.COMPUTER.
TIM YOU ARE WELCOME ANY TIME. BRING THE COMPUTER.
THE TIME IN CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA IS --:--:--
★ STRONG MUSCULAR WOMEN ★
THEY ARE STRONGER THAN YOU AND THAT IS OK
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